Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

Statisticians probably do it

Statisticians probably do it

Statistics are people with the tears wiped from their eyes

Statistics are people with the tears wiped from their eyes

Statistics are no substitute for judgment

Statistics are no substitute for judgment

Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.

Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.

Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.

Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.

Statistics are like lampposts: they are good to lean on, but they don't shed much light.

Statistics are like lampposts: they are good to lean on, but they don't shed much light.

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into thereoms.

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into thereoms.