Be smart, but never show it.

Be smart, but never show it.

I just wake up and say, "You're a bum, go do something worthwhile today.".

I just wake up and say, "You're a bum, go do something worthwhile today.".

You can't choose up sides on a round world.

You can't choose up sides on a round world.

Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You
must set yourself on fire.

Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You
must set yourself on fire.

Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn't know it so it goes on read more

Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn't know it so it goes on flying anyway.

Those who know don't tell and those who tell don't know.

Those who know don't tell and those who tell don't know.

Successful people make money. It's not that people who make money
become successful, but that successful people attract money. They read more

Successful people make money. It's not that people who make money
become successful, but that successful people attract money. They bring
success to what they do.

I don't know any parents that look into the eyes of a newborn baby and
say, "How can we screw read more

I don't know any parents that look into the eyes of a newborn baby and
say, "How can we screw this kid up.".

Profitability doesn't happen when you're walking on bullshit.

Profitability doesn't happen when you're walking on bullshit.