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 Alec Issignois said a camel was a horse 
made by a committee.. but a camel is an animal created read more 
 Alec Issignois said a camel was a horse 
made by a committee.. but a camel is an animal created by 
God to adapt to deserts made by treekilling human beings 
The animal made by human commitee 
had pickled pigs' feet .. the pigs now had no feet .. 
frog's legs ...the frogs now had no legs 
chicken's thighs... the chickens now had no thighs 
lamb's ribs .. the lamb now had no ribs 
turkey's breasts.. the turkey's chest was carved 
sheep's eyes which watched the devourers 
calf brains which contained Mad Cow 
and God sent angels 
to wipe all violence from the earth 
from this day forth 
© S N Shriver. 
 61 died that day in the 1st infantry..in Vietnam.. 
two? rows of body bags.. the fruit of war...drying in read more 
 61 died that day in the 1st infantry..in Vietnam.. 
two? rows of body bags.. the fruit of war...drying in the sun. 
 A mistake is a Buddhist gift.
Director Terry Gilliam to Robin Williams.  
 A mistake is a Buddhist gift.
Director Terry Gilliam to Robin Williams. 
The privilege of absurdity, to which no living creature is subject but men only.
The privilege of absurdity, to which no living creature is subject but men only.
Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I always think that the chances of finding out what really is going on read more
Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I always think that the chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say hang the sense of it and just keep yourself occupied.
Monotheism is a gift from the gods.
Monotheism is a gift from the gods.
There is nothing so absurd or ridiculous that has not at some time been said by some philosopher.
There is nothing so absurd or ridiculous that has not at some time been said by some philosopher.
Life is full of infinite absurdities, which, strangely enough, do not even need to appear plausible, since they are true.
Life is full of infinite absurdities, which, strangely enough, do not even need to appear plausible, since they are true.
Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble.
Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble.