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    Alec Issignois said a camel was a horse
    made by a committee.. but a camel is an animal created by
    God to adapt to deserts made by treekilling human beings
    The animal made by human commitee
    had pickled pigs' feet .. the pigs now had no feet ..
    frog's legs ...the frogs now had no legs
    chicken's thighs... the chickens now had no thighs
    lamb's ribs .. the lamb now had no ribs
    turkey's breasts.. the turkey's chest was carved
    sheep's eyes which watched the devourers
    calf brains which contained Mad Cow
    and God sent angels
    to wipe all violence from the earth
    from this day forth
    © S N Shriver.

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The privilege of absurdity, to which no living creature is subject but men only.

The privilege of absurdity, to which no living creature is subject but men only.

by Thomas Hobbes Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble.

Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble.

by Samuel Johnson Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of read more

An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of his own dear person.

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The rain in the Ukraine
falls mainly
not on the plains.

The rain in the Ukraine
falls mainly
not on the plains.

by O Anna Niemus Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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In the consciousness of the truth he has perceived, man now sees everywhere only the awfulness or the absurdity of read more

In the consciousness of the truth he has perceived, man now sees everywhere only the awfulness or the absurdity of existence... and loathing seizes him.

by Nietzsche Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.

In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.

by Napoleon Bonaparte Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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Life is full of infinite absurdities, which, strangely enough, do not even need to appear plausible, since they are true.

Life is full of infinite absurdities, which, strangely enough, do not even need to appear plausible, since they are true.

by Luigi Pirandello Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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There is nothing so absurd or ridiculous that has not at some time been said by some philosopher.

There is nothing so absurd or ridiculous that has not at some time been said by some philosopher.

by Oliver Goldsmith Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I always think that the chances of finding out what really is going on read more

Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I always think that the chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say hang the sense of it and just keep yourself occupied.

by Douglas Adams Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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