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    Alec Issignois said a camel was a horse
    made by a committee.. but a camel is an animal created by
    God to adapt to deserts made by treekilling human beings
    The animal made by human commitee
    had pickled pigs' feet .. the pigs now had no feet ..
    frog's legs ...the frogs now had no legs
    chicken's thighs... the chickens now had no thighs
    lamb's ribs .. the lamb now had no ribs
    turkey's breasts.. the turkey's chest was carved
    sheep's eyes which watched the devourers
    calf brains which contained Mad Cow
    and God sent angels
    to wipe all violence from the earth
    from this day forth
    © S N Shriver.

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It is the height of absurdity to sow little but weeds in the first half of one's lifetime and expect read more

It is the height of absurdity to sow little but weeds in the first half of one's lifetime and expect to harvest a valuable crop in the second half.

by Percy Johnston Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble.

Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble.

by Samuel Johnson Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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61 died that day in the 1st infantry..in Vietnam..
two? rows of body bags.. the fruit of war...drying in read more

61 died that day in the 1st infantry..in Vietnam..
two? rows of body bags.. the fruit of war...drying in the sun.

by Saiom Shriver Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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In the consciousness of the truth he has perceived, man now sees everywhere only the awfulness or the absurdity of read more

In the consciousness of the truth he has perceived, man now sees everywhere only the awfulness or the absurdity of existence... and loathing seizes him.

by Nietzsche Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.

In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.

by Napoleon Bonaparte Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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Tom Delay did bugs exterminate
before he did kid soldiers terminate.
Kissinger's Bremer has not been forthright
about how many read more

Tom Delay did bugs exterminate
before he did kid soldiers terminate.
Kissinger's Bremer has not been forthright
about how many died in the last fortnight.

by O Anna Niemus Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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Monotheism is a gift from the gods.

Monotheism is a gift from the gods.

by Fire Cat Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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The privilege of absurdity; to which no living creature is subject but man only.

The privilege of absurdity; to which no living creature is subject but man only.

by Thomas Hobbes Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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From the sublime to the ridiculous is but a step.

From the sublime to the ridiculous is but a step.

by Napoleon Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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