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In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of read more
An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of his own dear person.
Life is full of infinite absurdities, which, strangely enough, do not even need to appear plausible, since they are true.
Life is full of infinite absurdities, which, strangely enough, do not even need to appear plausible, since they are true.
The rain in the Ukraine
falls mainly
not on the plains.
The rain in the Ukraine
falls mainly
not on the plains.
It is the height of absurdity to sow little but weeds in the first half of one's lifetime and expect read more
It is the height of absurdity to sow little but weeds in the first half of one's lifetime and expect to harvest a valuable crop in the second half.
Monotheism is a gift from the gods.
Monotheism is a gift from the gods.
Alec Issignois said a camel was a horse
made by a committee.. but a camel is an animal created read more
Alec Issignois said a camel was a horse
made by a committee.. but a camel is an animal created by
God to adapt to deserts made by treekilling human beings
The animal made by human commitee
had pickled pigs' feet .. the pigs now had no feet ..
frog's legs ...the frogs now had no legs
chicken's thighs... the chickens now had no thighs
lamb's ribs .. the lamb now had no ribs
turkey's breasts.. the turkey's chest was carved
sheep's eyes which watched the devourers
calf brains which contained Mad Cow
and God sent angels
to wipe all violence from the earth
from this day forth
© S N Shriver.
The privilege of absurdity; to which no living creature is subject but man only.
The privilege of absurdity; to which no living creature is subject but man only.
A mistake is a Buddhist gift.
Director Terry Gilliam to Robin Williams.
A mistake is a Buddhist gift.
Director Terry Gilliam to Robin Williams.
