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    The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a
    lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches
    you a lesson.

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They who are all things to their neighbors cease to be anything to
themselves.

They who are all things to their neighbors cease to be anything to
themselves.

by Norman Douglas Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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Many people profess Christianity. Very few live it-almost none. And
when you live it people may think you're crazy. It read more

Many people profess Christianity. Very few live it-almost none. And
when you live it people may think you're crazy. It has been truthfully
said that the world is equally shocked by one who repudiates Christianity
as by one who practices it.

by Pilgrims Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.

by Marilyn Manroe Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner who keeps on trying.

I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner who keeps on trying.

by Nelson Mandela Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last
week I put a read more

I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last
week I put a mirror over my dining room table.

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A man is a worker. If he is not that he is nothing.

A man is a worker. If he is not that he is nothing.

by Joseph Conrad Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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If we learned everything there is to know in kindergarten, it was
promptly drummed out of us in first grade.

If we learned everything there is to know in kindergarten, it was
promptly drummed out of us in first grade.

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Virtue is the only true nobility.

Virtue is the only true nobility.

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Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you
do. Attitude determines how well you do it.

Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you
do. Attitude determines how well you do it.

by Lou Holtz Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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