Diamonds are nothing more than chunks of coal that stuck to their jobs.

Diamonds are nothing more than chunks of coal that stuck to their jobs.

Perfection consists not in doing extraordinary things, but in doing
ordinary things extraordinarily well.

Perfection consists not in doing extraordinary things, but in doing
ordinary things extraordinarily well.

In the early days all I hoped was to make a living out of what I did best.
But, since read more

In the early days all I hoped was to make a living out of what I did best.
But, since there's no real market for masturbation I had to fall back on
my bass playing abilities.".

People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does
bathing-that's why we recommend it daily.

People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does
bathing-that's why we recommend it daily.

The purpose of problems is to push you toward obedience to God's laws,
which are exact and cannot be changed. read more

The purpose of problems is to push you toward obedience to God's laws,
which are exact and cannot be changed. We have the free will to obey them
or disobey them. Obedience will bring harmony, disobedience will bring you
more problems.

Whatever kind of word thou speakest, the like shalt thou bear.

Whatever kind of word thou speakest, the like shalt thou bear.

If you can't return a favor, pass it on.

If you can't return a favor, pass it on.

Mistakes are the portals of discovery.

Mistakes are the portals of discovery.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.