Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I
definitely overpaid for my carpet.

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I
definitely overpaid for my carpet.

Cherish your human connections: your relationships with friends and family.

Cherish your human connections: your relationships with friends and family.

Criticism is prejudice made plausible.

Criticism is prejudice made plausible.

America's best buy is a telephone call to the right man.

America's best buy is a telephone call to the right man.

I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.

I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.

In this game, by trying to win; you automatically lose.

In this game, by trying to win; you automatically lose.

Honesty is as much saying everything as it is saying what is true.

Honesty is as much saying everything as it is saying what is true.

They cannot take away our self-respect if we do not give it to them.

They cannot take away our self-respect if we do not give it to them.