Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual read more

Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toilets.

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for read more

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.

Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.

There are aphorisms that, like airplanes, stay up only while they are in motion.

There are aphorisms that, like airplanes, stay up only while they are in motion.

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane...

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane...

If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.

If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.