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We are in such a slump that even the ones that are drinking aren't hitting.

We are in such a slump that even the ones that are drinking aren't hitting.

by Casey Stengel Found in: Crisis Quotes,
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Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.

Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.

by Casey Stengel Found in: Airplanes Quotes,
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night read more

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.

by Casey Stengel Found in: Sports:baseball Quotes,
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win read more

They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ballgames.

by Casey Stengel Found in: Sports:baseball Quotes,
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.

Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.

by Casey Stengel Found in: Sports:baseball Quotes,
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