Oh, what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive! - Marmion.

Oh, what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive! - Marmion.

A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first.

A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first.

It is annoying to be honest to no purpose.

It is annoying to be honest to no purpose.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

Don't worry so much about your self- esteem. Worry more about your character. Integrity is its own reward.

Don't worry so much about your self- esteem. Worry more about your character. Integrity is its own reward.

Everybody has a little bit of Watergate in him.

Everybody has a little bit of Watergate in him.

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend.

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend.

Do not do what you would undo if caught.

Do not do what you would undo if caught.

Don't measure your neighbor's honesty by your own.

Don't measure your neighbor's honesty by your own.