Don't measure your neighbor's honesty by your own.

Don't measure your neighbor's honesty by your own.

Everybody has a little bit of Watergate in him.

Everybody has a little bit of Watergate in him.

An honest man's the noblest work of God.

An honest man's the noblest work of God.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

Truth is the most valuable thing we have, so I try to conserve it.

Truth is the most valuable thing we have, so I try to conserve it.

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first.

A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first.

Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom.

Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom.

To be persuasive we must be believable; to be believable we must be credible; credible we must be truthful.

To be persuasive we must be believable; to be believable we must be credible; credible we must be truthful.