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If the career you have chosen has some unexpected inconvenience, console yourself by reflecting that no career is without them.
If the career you have chosen has some unexpected inconvenience, console yourself by reflecting that no career is without them.
I never thought I'd land in pictures with a face like mine.
I never thought I'd land in pictures with a face like mine.
Stop worrying. Hollywood won’t turn your daughter into a nymphomaniac or get her hooked on drugs... I will.
Stop worrying. Hollywood won’t turn your daughter into a nymphomaniac or get her hooked on drugs... I will.
Hollywood amuses me. Holier-than-thou for the public and unholier-than-the-devil in reality
Hollywood amuses me. Holier-than-thou for the public and unholier-than-the-devil in reality
For an actress to be a success, she must have the face of Venus, the brains of a Minerva, the read more
For an actress to be a success, she must have the face of Venus, the brains of a Minerva, the grace of Terpsichore, the memory of a Macaulay, the figure of Juno, and the hide of a rhinoceros.
It's somehow symbolic of Hollywood that Tara was just a facade, with no rooms inside.
It's somehow symbolic of Hollywood that Tara was just a facade, with no rooms inside.
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
I'm a Hollywood Trainwreck.
I'm a Hollywood Trainwreck.
I don't get anything for free. I pay for all my beauty treatments."
I don't get anything for free. I pay for all my beauty treatments."