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Stop worrying. Hollywood won’t turn your daughter into a nymphomaniac or get her hooked on drugs... I will.
Stop worrying. Hollywood won’t turn your daughter into a nymphomaniac or get her hooked on drugs... I will.
I don't get anything for free. I pay for all my beauty treatments."
I don't get anything for free. I pay for all my beauty treatments."
Hollywood is more forgiving than the church.
Hollywood is more forgiving than the church.
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
I never thought I'd land in pictures with a face like mine.
I never thought I'd land in pictures with a face like mine.
Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.
Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.
I'm a Hollywood Trainwreck.
I'm a Hollywood Trainwreck.
For an actress to be a success, she must have the face of Venus, the brains of a Minerva, the read more
For an actress to be a success, she must have the face of Venus, the brains of a Minerva, the grace of Terpsichore, the memory of a Macaulay, the figure of Juno, and the hide of a rhinoceros.
I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of human spirit in with the read more
I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes.