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I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
I'm a Hollywood Trainwreck.
I'm a Hollywood Trainwreck.
I never thought I'd land in pictures with a face like mine.
I never thought I'd land in pictures with a face like mine.
Hollywood is more forgiving than the church.
Hollywood is more forgiving than the church.
For an actress to be a success, she must have the face of Venus, the brains of a Minerva, the read more
For an actress to be a success, she must have the face of Venus, the brains of a Minerva, the grace of Terpsichore, the memory of a Macaulay, the figure of Juno, and the hide of a rhinoceros.
Stop worrying. Hollywood won’t turn your daughter into a nymphomaniac or get her hooked on drugs... I will.
Stop worrying. Hollywood won’t turn your daughter into a nymphomaniac or get her hooked on drugs... I will.
Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.
Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.
I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of human spirit in with the read more
I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes.
Agents are like tires on a car; in order to get anywhere at all, youneed at least four of them, read more
Agents are like tires on a car; in order to get anywhere at all, youneed at least four of them, and they need to be rotated every 5,000 miles.