Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning read more

Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.

History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce.

History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce.

History doesn't repeat itself - at best it sometimes rhymes

History doesn't repeat itself - at best it sometimes rhymes

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past.

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past.

History is something that never happened, written by a man who wasn't there.

History is something that never happened, written by a man who wasn't there.

How many pens are broken, how many ink bottles consumed, to write about things that have never happened.

How many pens are broken, how many ink bottles consumed, to write about things that have never happened.

Give the historians something to write about.

Give the historians something to write about.

Wit is the lowest form of humor.

Wit is the lowest form of humor.

History repeats itself; historians repeat each other.

History repeats itself; historians repeat each other.