History is a set of lies agreed upon.

History is a set of lies agreed upon.

All history, of course, is the history of wars.

All history, of course, is the history of wars.

Wit is the lowest form of humor.

Wit is the lowest form of humor.

The long historian of my country's woes.

The long historian of my country's woes.

Assassinations has never changed the history of the world.

Assassinations has never changed the history of the world.

Histories are as perfect as the Historian is wise, and is gifted
with an eye and a soul.

Histories are as perfect as the Historian is wise, and is gifted
with an eye and a soul.

In a few years there will be only five kings in the world -- the King of England and the read more

In a few years there will be only five kings in the world -- the King of England and the four kings in a pack of cards.

Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts.

Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts.

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull.

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull.