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    I'd hate to be a teetotaller. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.

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Reborn, Sappho
wears monks' saffron.

Reborn, Sappho
wears monks' saffron.

by Saiom Shriver Found in: Abstinence Quotes,
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"meat produced under current factory farming conditions
(which transgress Jewish prohibitions against cruelty to animals) render the eating of such read more

"meat produced under current factory farming conditions
(which transgress Jewish prohibitions against cruelty to animals) render the eating of such meat, halachically unacceptable (i.e. unacceptable in terms of
Jewish law.)"

by Rabbi David Rosen Found in: Abstinence Quotes,
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Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.

Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.

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Why have a cake if I can't eat it?

Why have a cake if I can't eat it?

by Vanna Bonta Found in: Abstinence Quotes,
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He had no further intercourse with Spirits, but lived upon the Total Abstinence Principle, ever afterwards; and it was always read more

He had no further intercourse with Spirits, but lived upon the Total Abstinence Principle, ever afterwards; and it was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge

by Bill Maher Found in: Abstinence Quotes,
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All philosophy lies in two words, sustain and abstain.

All philosophy lies in two words, sustain and abstain.

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Abstinence is as easy to me, as temperance would be difficult.

Abstinence is as easy to me, as temperance would be difficult.

by Samuel Johnson Found in: Abstinence Quotes,
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Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Abstinence Quotes,
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Every egg represents 32 hours of jail for a chicken
kept in a 3 ft by 1 ft cage, debeaked.

Every egg represents 32 hours of jail for a chicken
kept in a 3 ft by 1 ft cage, debeaked.

by Art Margolis Found in: Abstinence Quotes,
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