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We all know there is blood in meat
(USDA hearings in Senate Ag committee).

We all know there is blood in meat
(USDA hearings in Senate Ag committee).

by Charles Grassley Found in: Abstinence Quotes,
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POINT OF VIEW
Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless
Christmas dinner's dark and blue
When you stop and try to read more

POINT OF VIEW
Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless
Christmas dinner's dark and blue
When you stop and try to see it
From the turkey's point of view.
Sunday dinner isn't sunny
Easter feasts are just bad luck
When you see it from the viewpoint
Of a chicken or a duck.
Oh how I once loved tuna salad
Pork and lobsters, lamb chops too
Till I stopped and looked at dinner
From the dinner's point of view.

by Shel Silverstein Found in: Abstinence Quotes,
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Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.

Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.

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Subdue your appetites, my dears, and you've conquered human nature.

Subdue your appetites, my dears, and you've conquered human nature.

by Charles Dickens Found in: Abstinence Quotes,
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Why have a cake if I can't eat it?

Why have a cake if I can't eat it?

by Vanna Bonta Found in: Abstinence Quotes,
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It is difficult to talk and to do yogic breathing exercises
at the same time. Kissing, talking, eating, breathing..
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It is difficult to talk and to do yogic breathing exercises
at the same time. Kissing, talking, eating, breathing..
must drive carefully in each others' corridors.

by O Anna Niemus Found in: Abstinence Quotes,
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Always rise from the table with an appetite, and you will never sit down without one.

Always rise from the table with an appetite, and you will never sit down without one.

by William Penn Found in: Abstinence Quotes,
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Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Abstinence Quotes,
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The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up.

The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up.

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