This is certain, that a man that studieth revenge keeps his wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well.

This is certain, that a man that studieth revenge keeps his wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well.

Patience is the virtue of an ass, who treads beneath his burden and complains not.

Patience is the virtue of an ass, who treads beneath his burden and complains not.

We are more casual about qualifying the people we allow to act as advocates in the courtroom than we are read more

We are more casual about qualifying the people we allow to act as advocates in the courtroom than we are about licensing electricians.

Where secrecy reigns, carelessness and ignorance delight to hide while skill loves the light.

Where secrecy reigns, carelessness and ignorance delight to hide while skill loves the light.

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Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.

A man must learn to forgive himself.

A man must learn to forgive himself.

Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder for someone else

Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder for someone else

You people are telling me what you think I want to know. I want to know what is actually happening.

You people are telling me what you think I want to know. I want to know what is actually happening.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.