Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternatives.

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternatives.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my read more

I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

I refuse to admit I'm more than fifty-two, even if that does make my sons illegitimate.

I refuse to admit I'm more than fifty-two, even if that does make my sons illegitimate.

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil.

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.

The three ages of man: youth, middle age, and "You're looking wonderful!"

The three ages of man: youth, middle age, and "You're looking wonderful!"