The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil.

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil.

Old age needs so little but needs that little so much.

Old age needs so little but needs that little so much.

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed.

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

You're only as young as the last time you changed your mind.

You're only as young as the last time you changed your mind.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

I'm saving that rocker for the day when I feel as old as I am.

I'm saving that rocker for the day when I feel as old as I am.

No man is ever old enough to know better.

No man is ever old enough to know better.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.