Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing read more

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.

The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Freeze-Frame -Doc Childre.

Freeze-Frame -Doc Childre.

Better to be driven out from among men than to be disliked of children.

Better to be driven out from among men than to be disliked of children.

The joys of parents are secret, and so are their grieves and fears.

The joys of parents are secret, and so are their grieves and fears.

You're only as young as the last time you changed your mind.

You're only as young as the last time you changed your mind.

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.

Age mellows some people; others it makes rotten. -Heard in Arkansas.

Age mellows some people; others it makes rotten. -Heard in Arkansas.

Women are not forgiven for aging. Robert Redford's lines of distinction are my old-age wrinkles.

Women are not forgiven for aging. Robert Redford's lines of distinction are my old-age wrinkles.