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    After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.

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I have been all things unholy. If God can work through me, he can work through anyone.

I have been all things unholy. If God can work through me, he can work through anyone.

by Francis Of Assisi Found in: God Quotes,
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The ocean:
rocking cradle of the world, sunset stairway to the stars
.. only by great masters trod, only written read more

The ocean:
rocking cradle of the world, sunset stairway to the stars
.. only by great masters trod, only written on by God.

by Saiom Shriver Found in: God Quotes,
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God always takes the simplest way.

God always takes the simplest way.

by Albert Einstein Found in: God Quotes,
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There cannot be a God because if there were one, I could not believe that I was not He.

There cannot be a God because if there were one, I could not believe that I was not He.

by Friedrich Nietzsche Found in: God Quotes,
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You can believe in God without believing in immortality, but it is hard to see how anyone can believe in read more

You can believe in God without believing in immortality, but it is hard to see how anyone can believe in immortality and not believe in God.

by Ernest Dimnet Found in: God Quotes,
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No god ever gave any man anything, nor ever answered any prayer at any time - nor ever will.

No god ever gave any man anything, nor ever answered any prayer at any time - nor ever will.

by Madalyn Murray O'hair Found in: God Quotes,
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I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.

by Ronnie Shakes Found in: God Quotes, Religion Quotes,
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God is like a skilful Geometrician.

God is like a skilful Geometrician.

by Sir Thomas Browne Found in: God Quotes,
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Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.

Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.

by Albert Einstein Found in: God Quotes,
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