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    After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.

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The best way to know God is to love many things.

The best way to know God is to love many things.

by Vincent Van Gogh Found in: God Quotes,
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God is the brave man's hope, and not the coward's excuse.

God is the brave man's hope, and not the coward's excuse.

by Plutarch Found in: God Quotes,
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God made the country and man made the town.

God made the country and man made the town.

by William Cowper Found in: God Quotes,
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God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.

God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.

by Jacques Deval Found in: God Quotes,
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God created man in His own image, says the Bible; philosophers reverse the process: they create God in theirs.

God created man in His own image, says the Bible; philosophers reverse the process: they create God in theirs.

by G. C. Lichtenberg Found in: God Quotes,
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.

by Robert Frost Found in: God Quotes,
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God writes the Gospel not in the Bible alone, but also on trees, and in the flowers and clouds and read more

God writes the Gospel not in the Bible alone, but also on trees, and in the flowers and clouds and stars.

by Martin Luther King Found in: God Quotes,
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The Kingdom of God is within you.. and all beings.

The Kingdom of God is within you.. and all beings.

by Leo Tolstoy Found in: God Quotes,
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I have lived to thank God that all my prayers have not been answered.

I have lived to thank God that all my prayers have not been answered.

by Jean Ingelow Found in: God Quotes,
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