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    After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.

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God, to me, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper.

God, to me, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper.

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Two men please God--who serves Him with all his heart because he knows Him; who seeks Him with all his read more

Two men please God--who serves Him with all his heart because he knows Him; who seeks Him with all his heart because he knows Him not.

by Nikita Ivanovich Panin Found in: God Quotes,
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God is the brave man's hope, and not the coward's excuse.

God is the brave man's hope, and not the coward's excuse.

by Plutarch Found in: God Quotes,
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What we are is God's gift to us. What we become is our gift to God.

What we are is God's gift to us. What we become is our gift to God.

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Seems like God don't see fit to give the black man nothing but dreams - but He did give us read more

Seems like God don't see fit to give the black man nothing but dreams - but He did give us children to make them dreams seem worthwhile.

by Lorraine Hansberry Found in: God Quotes,
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How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.

How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.

by Woody Allen Found in: God Quotes,
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He made little, too little of sacraments and priests, because God
was so intensely real to him. What should read more

He made little, too little of sacraments and priests, because God
was so intensely real to him. What should he do with lenses who
stood thus full in the torrent of the sunshine.

by Phillips Brooks, D.d. Found in: God Quotes,
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They that deny a God destroy man's nobility; for certainly man is
of kin to the beasts by his read more

They that deny a God destroy man's nobility; for certainly man is
of kin to the beasts by his body; and, if he be not of kin to God
by his spirit, his is a base and ignoble creature.

by Francis Bacon Found in: God Quotes,
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If God has created us in His image, we have more than returned the compliment.

If God has created us in His image, we have more than returned the compliment.

by Voltaire Found in: God Quotes,
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