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    After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.

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Two men please God--who serves Him with all his heart because he knows Him; who seeks Him with all his read more

Two men please God--who serves Him with all his heart because he knows Him; who seeks Him with all his heart because he knows Him not.

by Nikita Ivanovich Panin Found in: God Quotes,
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God created man in His own image, says the Bible; philosophers reverse the process: they create God in theirs.

God created man in His own image, says the Bible; philosophers reverse the process: they create God in theirs.

by G. C. Lichtenberg Found in: God Quotes,
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I know God won't give me anything I can't handle;I just wish he didn't trust me so much.

I know God won't give me anything I can't handle;I just wish he didn't trust me so much.

by Mother Teresa Found in: God Quotes,
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We're not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will read more

We're not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be

by C.s. Lewis Found in: Doubt Quotes, God Quotes,
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I have been all things unholy. If God can work through me, he can work through anyone.

I have been all things unholy. If God can work through me, he can work through anyone.

by Francis Of Assisi Found in: God Quotes,
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Look out into the universe and contemplate the glory of God. Observe the stars, millions of them, twinkling in the read more

Look out into the universe and contemplate the glory of God. Observe the stars, millions of them, twinkling in the night sky, all with a message of unity, part of the very nature of God.

by Sai Baba Found in: God Quotes,
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At Athens, wise men propose, and fools dispose.

At Athens, wise men propose, and fools dispose.

by Alcuin (albinus) Found in: God Quotes,
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God will not look you over for medals degrees or diplomas, but for scars.

God will not look you over for medals degrees or diplomas, but for scars.

by Elbert Hubbard Found in: God Quotes,
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Man says--"So, so."
Heaven says--"No, no."

Man says--"So, so."
Heaven says--"No, no."

by Aphorism Found in: God Quotes,
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