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    After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.

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For I would rather be a servant in the House of the Lord than to sit in the seats of read more

For I would rather be a servant in the House of the Lord than to sit in the seats of the mighty.

by Alben W. Barkley Found in: God Quotes,
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If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken Him completely by read more

If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken Him completely by surprise.

by P. Z. Pearce Found in: God Quotes,
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God is not present in idols. Your feelings are your god. The soul is your temple.

God is not present in idols. Your feelings are your god. The soul is your temple.

by Chanakya Found in: God Quotes,
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Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It read more

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that frightens us most. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and famous?' Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that people won't feel insecure around you. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in all of us. And when we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.

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When the solution is simple, God is answering.

When the solution is simple, God is answering.

by Albert Einstein Found in: God Quotes,
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God grant me the courage not to give up what I think is right even though I think it is read more

God grant me the courage not to give up what I think is right even though I think it is hopeless.

by Chester W. Nimitz Found in: God Quotes,
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God is a thought who makes crooked all that is straight.

God is a thought who makes crooked all that is straight.

by Friedrich Nietzsche Found in: God Quotes,
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For there is no respect of persons with God.

For there is no respect of persons with God.

by Bible Found in: God Quotes,
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I don\'t stand for the black man\'s side, I don\' t stand for the white man\'s side. I stand for read more

I don\'t stand for the black man\'s side, I don\' t stand for the white man\'s side. I stand for God\'s side.

by Bob Marley Found in: God Quotes,
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