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    After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.

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God is more truly imagined than expressed, and He exists more truly than He is imagined.

God is more truly imagined than expressed, and He exists more truly than He is imagined.

by Saint Augustine Found in: God Quotes,
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God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.

God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.

by Jacques Deval Found in: God Quotes,
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It's God--I'd have known Him by Blake's picture anywhere.

It's God--I'd have known Him by Blake's picture anywhere.

by Robert Frost Found in: God Quotes,
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You must believe in God, in spite of what the clergy say.

You must believe in God, in spite of what the clergy say.

by Benjamin Jowett Found in: God Quotes,
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God is day and night, winter and summer, war and peace, surfeit and hunger.

God is day and night, winter and summer, war and peace, surfeit and hunger.

by Heraclitus Found in: God Quotes,
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.

by Robert Frost Found in: God Quotes,
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Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.

Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.

by Albert Einstein Found in: God Quotes,
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I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another read more

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

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When God gave you to me he never said that you were mine, that I could keep you always--only borrowed read more

When God gave you to me he never said that you were mine, that I could keep you always--only borrowed for a time. Now, He's called you home, I'm sad and I shed tears. Yet, I'm glad He loaned you to me and we had these many years.

by Stanley Lindquist Found in: God Quotes,
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