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    After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.

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If God did not exist it would be necessary to invent Him.

If God did not exist it would be necessary to invent Him.

by Voltaire Found in: God Quotes,
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God, to me, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper.

God, to me, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper.

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God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks to us in our conscience, but shouts in our pains: It is read more

God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks to us in our conscience, but shouts in our pains: It is His megaphone to rouse a deaf world

by C.s. Lewis Found in: God Quotes,
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Honour all men. Love the brotherhood, Fear God. Honour the
king.

Honour all men. Love the brotherhood, Fear God. Honour the
king.

by Bible Found in: God Quotes,
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God is to be worshipped as the one beloved, dearer than everything in this and next life.

God is to be worshipped as the one beloved, dearer than everything in this and next life.

by Swami Vivekananda Found in: God Quotes,
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An honest God is the noblest work of man.

An honest God is the noblest work of man.

by Robert Green Ingersoll Found in: God Quotes,
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I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another read more

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

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God is best known in not knowing him.
[Ger., Deus scitur melius nesciendo.]

God is best known in not knowing him.
[Ger., Deus scitur melius nesciendo.]

by Saint Aurelius Augustine Found in: God Quotes,
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God grant me the courage not to give up what I think is right even though I think it is read more

God grant me the courage not to give up what I think is right even though I think it is hopeless.

by Chester W. Nimitz Found in: God Quotes,
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