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    After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.

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God is clever, but not dishonest.

God is clever, but not dishonest.

by Albert Einstein Found in: God Quotes,
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Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.

Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.

by H. L. Mencken Found in: God Quotes,
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I want to go berry picking on the hogback, God.
Keep me on a short leash.

I want to go berry picking on the hogback, God.
Keep me on a short leash.

by Maria Sc Found in: God Quotes,
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God sleeps in the minerals, awakens in plants, walks in animals, and thinks in man.

God sleeps in the minerals, awakens in plants, walks in animals, and thinks in man.

by Arthur Young Found in: God Quotes,
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God is like a skilful Geometrician.

God is like a skilful Geometrician.

by Sir Thomas Browne Found in: God Quotes,
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God is the brave man's hope, and not the coward's excuse.

God is the brave man's hope, and not the coward's excuse.

by Plutarch Found in: God Quotes,
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It's God--I'd have known Him by Blake's picture anywhere.

It's God--I'd have known Him by Blake's picture anywhere.

by Robert Frost Found in: God Quotes,
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God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain

by C.s. Lewis Found in: Foresight Quotes, God Quotes,
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We're not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will read more

We're not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be

by C.s. Lewis Found in: Doubt Quotes, God Quotes,
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