Friends I have made, whom Envy must commend,
But not one foe whom I would wish a friend.

Friends I have made, whom Envy must commend,
But not one foe whom I would wish a friend.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

The abdomen is the reason why man does not readily take himself to be a god.

The abdomen is the reason why man does not readily take himself to be a god.

True friends isn't about who came first and who you've known the longest, it's about who came and never left.

True friends isn't about who came first and who you've known the longest, it's about who came and never left.

What we are is God's gift to us. What we become is our gift to God.

What we are is God's gift to us. What we become is our gift to God.

God is clever, but not dishonest.

God is clever, but not dishonest.

After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented read more

After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament sheweth
his handywork.

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament sheweth
his handywork.

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.