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When God gave you to me he never said that you were mine, that I could keep you always--only borrowed read more

When God gave you to me he never said that you were mine, that I could keep you always--only borrowed for a time. Now, He's called you home, I'm sad and I shed tears. Yet, I'm glad He loaned you to me and we had these many years.

by Stanley Lindquist Found in: God Quotes,
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After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented read more

After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.

by Guillermo Mordillo Found in: God Quotes,
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I want to go berry picking on the hogback, God.
Keep me on a short leash.

I want to go berry picking on the hogback, God.
Keep me on a short leash.

by Maria Sc Found in: God Quotes,
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I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another read more

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

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God made the country and man made the town.

God made the country and man made the town.

by William Cowper Found in: God Quotes,
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The Creator has not given you a longing to do that which you have no ability to do

The Creator has not given you a longing to do that which you have no ability to do

by Orison Swett Marden Found in: God Quotes,
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There cannot be a God because if there were one, I could not believe that I was not He.

There cannot be a God because if there were one, I could not believe that I was not He.

by Friedrich Nietzsche Found in: God Quotes,
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Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.

Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.

by Albert Einstein Found in: God Quotes,
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God is an unutterable sigh, planted in the depths of the soul.

God is an unutterable sigh, planted in the depths of the soul.

by Jean Paul Found in: God Quotes,
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