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    Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.

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After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented read more

After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.

by Guillermo Mordillo Found in: God Quotes,
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If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken Him completely by read more

If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken Him completely by surprise.

by P. Z. Pearce Found in: God Quotes,
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If there were no God, it would have been necessary to invent him.

If there were no God, it would have been necessary to invent him.

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But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound
the wise; and God hath chosen the read more

But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound
the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to
confound the things which are mighty;
And base things of the world, and things which are despised, hath
God chosen, yea, and things which are not, to bring to nought
things that are:
That no flesh should glory in his presence.

by Bible Found in: God Quotes,
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God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically.

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically.

by Einstein Albert Found in: God Quotes,
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When God gave you to me he never said that you were mine, that I could keep you always--only borrowed read more

When God gave you to me he never said that you were mine, that I could keep you always--only borrowed for a time. Now, He's called you home, I'm sad and I shed tears. Yet, I'm glad He loaned you to me and we had these many years.

by Stanley Lindquist Found in: God Quotes,
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As different streams having different sources all mingle their waters in the sea, so different tendencies, various though they appear, read more

As different streams having different sources all mingle their waters in the sea, so different tendencies, various though they appear, crooked or straight, all lead to God.

by Swami Vivekananda Found in: God Quotes,
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God is like a skilful Geometrician.

God is like a skilful Geometrician.

by Sir Thomas Browne Found in: God Quotes,
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Krishna was conceived
in the womb of Devaki
mysteriously as the sun setting
in the West imparts his rays
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Krishna was conceived
in the womb of Devaki
mysteriously as the sun setting
in the West imparts his rays
to the rising moon in the East.

by Srila Prabhupada Found in: God Quotes,
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