Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress.

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress.

I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.

I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.

God will not look you over for medals degrees or diplomas, but for scars.

God will not look you over for medals degrees or diplomas, but for scars.

Every evening I turn my worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway.

Every evening I turn my worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway.

I have been all things unholy. If God can work through me, he can work through anyone.

I have been all things unholy. If God can work through me, he can work through anyone.

Start with God - the first step in learning is bowing down to God; only fools thumb their noses at read more

Start with God - the first step in learning is bowing down to God; only fools thumb their noses at such wisdom and learning.

Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employ a million.

Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employ a million.

I believe God gives you the grace to do what you need to do.

I believe God gives you the grace to do what you need to do.