Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.

I just love making a fool out of myself. I made my living as a clown at kids' parties for read more

I just love making a fool out of myself. I made my living as a clown at kids' parties for about three years.

I'll publish, right or wrong: / Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.

I'll publish, right or wrong: / Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.

It's a heartacheNothing but a heartacheHits you when it's too lateHits you when you're down

It's a heartacheNothing but a heartacheHits you when it's too lateHits you when you're down

If I was educated, I'd be a damn fool.

If I was educated, I'd be a damn fool.

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer.

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer.

Prejudices are what fools use for reason.

Prejudices are what fools use for reason.