If I was educated, I'd be a damn fool.

If I was educated, I'd be a damn fool.

If the fool would persist in his folly he would become wise.

If the fool would persist in his folly he would become wise.

Prejudices are what fools use for reason.

Prejudices are what fools use for reason.

Oh you who are born of the blood of the gods, Trojan son of Anchises, easy is the descent to read more

Oh you who are born of the blood of the gods, Trojan son of Anchises, easy is the descent to hell; the door of dark Dis stands open day and night. But to retrace your steps and come out to the air above, that is work, that is labor!

It is a pretty mocking of the life.

It is a pretty mocking of the life.

Satire is what closes Saturday night.

Satire is what closes Saturday night.

I always tell people that I became a writer not because I went to school but because my mother took read more

I always tell people that I became a writer not because I went to school but because my mother took me to the library. I wanted to become a writer so I could see my name in the card catalog.

It's a heartacheNothing but a heartacheHits you when it's too lateHits you when you're down

It's a heartacheNothing but a heartacheHits you when it's too lateHits you when you're down

Unless a love of virtue light the flame,
Satire is, more than those he brands, to blame;
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Unless a love of virtue light the flame,
Satire is, more than those he brands, to blame;
He hides behind a magisterial air
He own offences, and strips others' bare.