The secret to a long life is to stay busy, get plenty of exercise and don't drink too much. Then read more

The secret to a long life is to stay busy, get plenty of exercise and don't drink too much. Then again, don't drink too little.

I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkeness - or so good as drink.

No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkeness - or so good as drink.

Too much work and too much energy kill a man just as effectively as too much assorted vice or too read more

Too much work and too much energy kill a man just as effectively as too much assorted vice or too much drink

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

When I sell liquor, its called bootlegging; when my patrons serve it on Lake Shore Drive, its called hospitality

When I sell liquor, its called bootlegging; when my patrons serve it on Lake Shore Drive, its called hospitality

May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is read more

May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like it's being filmed, and drink like a true Irishman

Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack read more

Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.