Maxioms by Tallulah Bankhead
I'm as pure as the driven slush.
I'm as pure as the driven slush.
It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
Cocaine isn't habit-forming. I should know - I've been using it for years.
Cocaine isn't habit-forming. I should know - I've been using it for years.
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
