Maxioms by Tallulah Bankhead
Cocaine isn't habit-forming. I should know - I've been using it for years.
Cocaine isn't habit-forming. I should know - I've been using it for years.
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
If I had my life to live again. I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
If I had my life to live again. I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
I'm as pure as the driven slush.
I'm as pure as the driven slush.
