Maxioms by Tallulah Bankhead
I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.
I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.
I'm as pure as the driven slush.
I'm as pure as the driven slush.
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
It's one of the tragic ironies of the theatre that only one man in it can count on steady work read more
It's one of the tragic ironies of the theatre that only one man in it can count on steady work -- the night watchman.
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.