Maxioms by Steven Wright
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine.
I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine.
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
