Maxioms by Robert Benchley
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
In America there are two classes of travel--first class, and with children.
In America there are two classes of travel--first class, and with children.
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but
I couldn't give it up read more
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but
I couldn't give it up because by then I was too famous.
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
