Maxioms by Gracie Allen
The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.
The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.
When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.
When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.
Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I read more
Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I went to visit Mable.' (George) 'Yeah, so?' (Gracie) 'WELL, you told me to take her flowers!'
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a
half.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a
half.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
