Maxioms by Gracie Allen
Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I read more
Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I went to visit Mable.' (George) 'Yeah, so?' (Gracie) 'WELL, you told me to take her flowers!'
I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the read more
I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.
This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.
This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.
When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.
