Maxioms by Gracie Allen
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old. [said when George Burns was only read more
My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old. [said when George Burns was only 64. He lived to be 100]
When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.
When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.
The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.
The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.
