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    Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I went to visit Mable.' (George) 'Yeah, so?' (Gracie) 'WELL, you told me to take her flowers!'

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There is the possibility of losing your hearing. That's when it gets to a very serious level.

There is the possibility of losing your hearing. That's when it gets to a very serious level.

by Melaney Arnold Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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They're not given the chance that a lot of other children are given. They deserve better.

They're not given the chance that a lot of other children are given. They deserve better.

by Alexis Adamjee Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We have proved that one (species) is transforming into the other, so this evidence is important to show that there read more

We have proved that one (species) is transforming into the other, so this evidence is important to show that there is human evolution... that human evolution is a fact and not a hypothesis.

by Berhane Asfaw Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The same goes for the sausage. I buy it freshly ground and seasoned—but with absolutely no unwanted preservatives added—from a read more

The same goes for the sausage. I buy it freshly ground and seasoned—but with absolutely no unwanted preservatives added—from a local butcher shop, and freeze it (three-quarters of a pound per container) in pint cartons.

by Carolyn Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I know how busy other mayors are, but these types of things, if I'm notified early enough, I'll definitely keep read more

I know how busy other mayors are, but these types of things, if I'm notified early enough, I'll definitely keep my calendar open.

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It was me being selfish and just going around thinking everything should go my way. I was thinking about transferring read more

It was me being selfish and just going around thinking everything should go my way. I was thinking about transferring and didn't know where I was going to go, but after I sat back and talked to some people I trusted and loved, I found out that wasn't the right thing to do.

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I didn't hit it too well in the first few holes, when there was no wind. But I got it read more

I didn't hit it too well in the first few holes, when there was no wind. But I got it up and down a few times, just steady stuff. And as the wind started to pick up, I kind of started to focus a little bit better and hit it closer and made a few putts.

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The real important part of returns isn't taking a number off a W-2 form and putting it in Box No. read more

The real important part of returns isn't taking a number off a W-2 form and putting it in Box No. 1, ... The real value is what's retained within the CPA firm -- the tax planning and the review.

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It was an important meeting. It was very important to have it, but we still have a lot more work read more

It was an important meeting. It was very important to have it, but we still have a lot more work to do,

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