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    Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I went to visit Mable.' (George) 'Yeah, so?' (Gracie) 'WELL, you told me to take her flowers!'

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There was something totally unique and I am not sure I've ever felt it since,

There was something totally unique and I am not sure I've ever felt it since,

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We are succeeding in Iraq. Thank you, America.

We are succeeding in Iraq. Thank you, America.

by Iyad Allawi Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We feel comfortable lining him up against anyone.

We feel comfortable lining him up against anyone.

by Duane Akina Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Basically, it's too close to call. I had a lot of surprises last night.

Basically, it's too close to call. I had a lot of surprises last night.

by Laurie Arron Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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This is really very special because it's the first class. I think this is very important for the sport of read more

This is really very special because it's the first class. I think this is very important for the sport of college baseball, and important for their respective universities.

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Molly is an awesome player. It's a fun thing just to watch her play. We made sure there was always read more

Molly is an awesome player. It's a fun thing just to watch her play. We made sure there was always someone marking her. Getting the lead allowed us a little more latitude, but we had to play full out for 80 minutes.

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I don't like Bush because I don't think he understands poverty or the problems of developing countries. Poor countries want read more

I don't like Bush because I don't think he understands poverty or the problems of developing countries. Poor countries want to have political independence, too -- the freedom to make decisions for themselves.

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We have the winning spirit on the inside because we were brought up as winners. Some of these athletes that read more

We have the winning spirit on the inside because we were brought up as winners. Some of these athletes that you get now just want to play. It has to be taught and instilled in them. That's basically what we had to do with this group. They're just now getting the concept of what it takes to win.

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The issue is not the gas supply, it's the power outages, ... There's no gas shortage.

The issue is not the gas supply, it's the power outages, ... There's no gas shortage.

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