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    Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I went to visit Mable.' (George) 'Yeah, so?' (Gracie) 'WELL, you told me to take her flowers!'

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The monarch has become a symbol for cross border co-operation in North America. Let's hope it doesn't become the symbol read more

The monarch has become a symbol for cross border co-operation in North America. Let's hope it doesn't become the symbol of our common failure to protect the environment.

by Homero Aridjis Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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You rely on senior hitters to do their job.

You rely on senior hitters to do their job.

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Guys were in the right spot, my job is to hit them and find them in the right spot. It's read more

Guys were in the right spot, my job is to hit them and find them in the right spot. It's easy to play with guys when they put the ball in the basket.

by Craig Austrie Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Videogames are a little more work and they're a little more stilted.

Videogames are a little more work and they're a little more stilted.

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The only thing I like about being an actress is acting.

The only thing I like about being an actress is acting.

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It's upsetting (we lost) but it's great to be a part of a team that never gives up. Every team's read more

It's upsetting (we lost) but it's great to be a part of a team that never gives up. Every team's goal is to make it to the final day. We won that first game and then the second and it was like, 'Oh, wow.' It's great to have come so far, especially since not many people had high expectations for us.

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It is empowering, ... It feels good to be able to manhandle someone across the line. I've worked hard at read more

It is empowering, ... It feels good to be able to manhandle someone across the line. I've worked hard at it.

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It wouldn't be unthinkable that he would chase her out with a baseball bat,

It wouldn't be unthinkable that he would chase her out with a baseball bat,

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After the race I was a little disappointed because that was the second time I lost to that kid. I read more

After the race I was a little disappointed because that was the second time I lost to that kid. I thought maybe if it was on a different track I could have beaten that kid, but that's part of racing, the type of track you're on and stuff like that. I always want to win, but that's kind of a reality. It was a good showing to be there and finish second.

by Mark Amirault Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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