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    Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I went to visit Mable.' (George) 'Yeah, so?' (Gracie) 'WELL, you told me to take her flowers!'

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At the beginning of the twentieth century, every single leading Muslim intellectual was in love with the west, and wanted read more

At the beginning of the twentieth century, every single leading Muslim intellectual was in love with the west, and wanted their countries to look just like Britain and France.

by Karen Armstrong Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The Japanese economy is turning around, as evidenced by the machine tool orders. If signs of growth in the economy read more

The Japanese economy is turning around, as evidenced by the machine tool orders. If signs of growth in the economy continue, eventually they (Japan) will depart from the zero interest rate policy.

by Brian Arabia Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We are finally starting to click and run our transition like we knew we could. We are throwing and catching read more

We are finally starting to click and run our transition like we knew we could. We are throwing and catching like we do in practice, and we are finally getting settled down in a game situation. Our defense seems to be clicking really nicely.

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Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.

Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.

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Johann is so unselfish that he sometimes hurts himself. The reality is that he shoots the ball very well from read more

Johann is so unselfish that he sometimes hurts himself. The reality is that he shoots the ball very well from the outside. So after halftime, I had to tell him, 'shoot the basketball' and he did. I just wanted to remind the rest of the county that this kid is a double-threat. He's not a kid you can just pack down on. He doesn't get stifled and he knows how to pick you apart.

by Darryl Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The forecasts for the second-half of the year for the most part seem to support a recovery, but to some read more

The forecasts for the second-half of the year for the most part seem to support a recovery, but to some extent, that's already priced into the market, so you're not seeing that much stock reaction. There's not a lot of conviction and some people will take profits. But I think there will continue to be a moderately upwards bias for the remainder of the year.

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We had five receivers on the front line and it was a semi-hands team. We had one or at least read more

We had five receivers on the front line and it was a semi-hands team. We had one or at least two shots at it. We didn't come up with it. The big play came when we had a big fourth down play. We had a stop and the kid (Perry) scrambled and scored, we have been victimized by that all year long. You live and die by it and I'm still proud of our team and hats off to Brandywine, they made the plays when they had to.

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I think this is following in a long line of great San Francisco nuttiness.

I think this is following in a long line of great San Francisco nuttiness.

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The Princess and the Pea.

The Princess and the Pea.

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