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    Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I went to visit Mable.' (George) 'Yeah, so?' (Gracie) 'WELL, you told me to take her flowers!'

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Nor is he solicitous about fine and fashionable apparel; aspiring rather after robes of divine light, and the raiment of read more

Nor is he solicitous about fine and fashionable apparel; aspiring rather after robes of divine light, and the raiment of glorified bodies.

by Johann Arndt Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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(Brookfield Academy) had trouble adjusting.

(Brookfield Academy) had trouble adjusting.

by Jim Aumann Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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They didn't know if he was going to live.

They didn't know if he was going to live.

by Donna Abbott Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Scandals aren't over. Something shows up in March, around the 12th or the 18th. I see a man in Parliament read more

Scandals aren't over. Something shows up in March, around the 12th or the 18th. I see a man in Parliament with his head hung low, apologizing for something.

by Connie Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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He knows how to take over a game. He's not only a point guard, he's a scorer. Either he's going read more

He knows how to take over a game. He's not only a point guard, he's a scorer. Either he's going to score, or he's going to get it to someone else to score.

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I was done with everything but the project when I was about 14 years old. I just didn't get around read more

I was done with everything but the project when I was about 14 years old. I just didn't get around to finishing up until this project came along.

by Adam Armstrong Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Misery's fine - as long as you know you can get out of it when you want to.

Misery's fine - as long as you know you can get out of it when you want to.

by Arthur Adamov Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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In addition, the deceased was not the best at saying when he was going to travel - in other words, read more

In addition, the deceased was not the best at saying when he was going to travel - in other words, there are no grounds to criticize the family in this matter.

by Finn Abrahamsen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I think the state of this country worsens every day, ... It's full of garbage, there's a lot of crime read more

I think the state of this country worsens every day, ... It's full of garbage, there's a lot of crime and a lot of corruption in the government and police. It's all upside down ? everything.

by John Alexander Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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