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    Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I went to visit Mable.' (George) 'Yeah, so?' (Gracie) 'WELL, you told me to take her flowers!'

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The government is vacillating because it is unable to find an agreement within the coalition for partisan reasons,

The government is vacillating because it is unable to find an agreement within the coalition for partisan reasons,

by Giuliano Amato Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.

The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.

by Isaac Asimov Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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They used to throw this stuff away.

They used to throw this stuff away.

by Leo Atkinson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We're not replacing DIY with DIFM by any means. What we're doing is broadening our DIY model to include the read more

We're not replacing DIY with DIFM by any means. What we're doing is broadening our DIY model to include the do-it-for-me category.

by Chris Ahearn Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We're hoping if the dumpling-eating challenge is successful, ... it will make our event the premier dumpling-eating event in the read more

We're hoping if the dumpling-eating challenge is successful, ... it will make our event the premier dumpling-eating event in the New York area, sort of like what Coney Island is to Nathan's.

by David Archer Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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the best, the most skillful, the most devious and the most cunning.

the best, the most skillful, the most devious and the most cunning.

by Bertie Ahern Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Right now, I see nothing. Just a lot of thick brush, a harsh terrain.

Right now, I see nothing. Just a lot of thick brush, a harsh terrain.

by Ann Andrews Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I'm a more traditional baseball person. We're going to give the kids free rein to play the traditional style of read more

I'm a more traditional baseball person. We're going to give the kids free rein to play the traditional style of baseball.

by Johnny Almaraz Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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They're so involved. They really believe in what they're doing.

They're so involved. They really believe in what they're doing.

by Darcey Addo Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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