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    Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I went to visit Mable.' (George) 'Yeah, so?' (Gracie) 'WELL, you told me to take her flowers!'

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Yes, we have injected UF6 gas into a limited number of centrifuge machines but it is even less than what read more

Yes, we have injected UF6 gas into a limited number of centrifuge machines but it is even less than what is needed for a pilot project.

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Sellers definitely have to be creative. They need as much help as possible.

Sellers definitely have to be creative. They need as much help as possible.

by Debbie Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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All we lacked was a goal. We played well and controlled the play as we wanted, but we just couldn't read more

All we lacked was a goal. We played well and controlled the play as we wanted, but we just couldn't break them down.

by Carlo Ancelotti Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We lost out by a flip of the coin. This time that's not going to happen.

We lost out by a flip of the coin. This time that's not going to happen.

by Al Austin Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I wish I could talk to Annette, but she doesn't even correspond at this point.

I wish I could talk to Annette, but she doesn't even correspond at this point.

by Frankie Avalon Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The engineers had to redesign the software, reprogram the tape recorder and had to get Galileo to do data compression,

The engineers had to redesign the software, reprogram the tape recorder and had to get Galileo to do data compression,

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We probably did foul them a lot, but 37 attempts to 10 attempts is a fairly large disparity.

We probably did foul them a lot, but 37 attempts to 10 attempts is a fairly large disparity.

by Cindy Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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When a 'Life of Brian' comes out with Muhammad in the lead role, directed by an Arab equivalent of Theo read more

When a 'Life of Brian' comes out with Muhammad in the lead role, directed by an Arab equivalent of Theo van Gogh, it will be a huge step forward.

by Ayaan Hirsi Ali Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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You can't run around a guy that's 355 pounds. There's no key to getting around 'Mean' Max.

You can't run around a guy that's 355 pounds. There's no key to getting around 'Mean' Max.

by Jahmile Addae Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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