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    Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I went to visit Mable.' (George) 'Yeah, so?' (Gracie) 'WELL, you told me to take her flowers!'

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The communities' response to our newsletter has been phenomenal. In less than 24 hours, we completely filled our (greeting) time read more

The communities' response to our newsletter has been phenomenal. In less than 24 hours, we completely filled our (greeting) time slots at PTIA and gave out our entire supply of posters.

by Gayle Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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[Megan] really carried us when we got down early and hit some tough shots. We thought they may struggle against read more

[Megan] really carried us when we got down early and hit some tough shots. We thought they may struggle against our zone and our press gave us a spark and forced some turnovers. After a rough start to the year, we have become a pretty good defensive team.

by Gary Andrews Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The reason we did this was to make sure he would be taken care of, no matter what happened to read more

The reason we did this was to make sure he would be taken care of, no matter what happened to us.

by Lisa Antonelli Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I think we ought to impress on both our girls and boys that successful marriages require just as much work, read more

I think we ought to impress on both our girls and boys that successful marriages require just as much work, just as much intelligence and just as much unselfish devotion, as they give to any position they undertake to fill on a paid basis.

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He does have that ability (intimidation). He's a basket presence defender, but we don't want to get him to block read more

He does have that ability (intimidation). He's a basket presence defender, but we don't want to get him to block to many shots because when you block a lot of shots it comes with a lot of whistles.

by Gene Ammirante Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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He was screaming and grabbing his leg.

He was screaming and grabbing his leg.

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Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare.

Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare.

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It is empowering, ... It feels good to be able to manhandle someone across the line. I've worked hard at read more

It is empowering, ... It feels good to be able to manhandle someone across the line. I've worked hard at it.

by Joe Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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In the semifinals we will need to play diligently in front of Mercer, while playing unbelievably aggressive in front of read more

In the semifinals we will need to play diligently in front of Mercer, while playing unbelievably aggressive in front of their net minder. This weekend, we will need to score more than two goals on 36 shots.

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