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    Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I went to visit Mable.' (George) 'Yeah, so?' (Gracie) 'WELL, you told me to take her flowers!'

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A lot of members resigned from the club, and we were concerned the club wouldn't keep going. We bought their read more

A lot of members resigned from the club, and we were concerned the club wouldn't keep going. We bought their stock to keep it going.

by Helen Arntzen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Time only flies when you're having fun and dying, it's flying right now and I'm definitely not the former.

Time only flies when you're having fun and dying, it's flying right now and I'm definitely not the former.

by Jacob Atkinson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I see levels below 17,500 as very attractive for bargain-hunting.

I see levels below 17,500 as very attractive for bargain-hunting.

by Hiroshi Arano Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Observe your enemies, for they first find out your faults.

Observe your enemies, for they first find out your faults.

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Connellsville made the big shots and you have to give them credit. When they got us by the throat, they read more

Connellsville made the big shots and you have to give them credit. When they got us by the throat, they choked us.

by Dan Andria Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The question is, are we happy to suppose that our grandchildren may never be able to see an elephant except read more

The question is, are we happy to suppose that our grandchildren may never be able to see an elephant except in a picture book?

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We haven't played in 10 days. We've been inside a lot and practiced our hitting. Defensively, we're a better team read more

We haven't played in 10 days. We've been inside a lot and practiced our hitting. Defensively, we're a better team than that. It was nice to get out. We were rusty.

by Ken Ashlock Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The tie business went into the doldrums in the mid-1990s. Now there is definitely a dress-up trend among younger consumers.

The tie business went into the doldrums in the mid-1990s. Now there is definitely a dress-up trend among younger consumers.

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This is like the telephone problem--no one wants to have the first one. But we are seeing a lot of read more

This is like the telephone problem--no one wants to have the first one. But we are seeing a lot of people who want some sort of technology to solve the spam problem.

by Eric Allman Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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