Maxioms by George Ade
For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.
For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.
"Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school
"Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school
One man's poison Ivy is another man's spinach.
One man's poison Ivy is another man's spinach.
Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry
Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry
A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.
A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.
