Maxioms by George Ade
"Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school
"Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school
A good folly is worth what you pay for it.
A good folly is worth what you pay for it.
A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
One man's poison Ivy is another man's spinach
One man's poison Ivy is another man's spinach
Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry
Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry