Maxioms by George Ade
A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry.
Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry.
Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense
Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense
A good folly is worth what you pay for it.
A good folly is worth what you pay for it.
For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.
For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.