Maxioms by George Ade
For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.
For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.
A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.
A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.
Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense.
Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense.
One man's poison Ivy is another man's spinach
One man's poison Ivy is another man's spinach
