Maxioms by Steven Wright
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches.
I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
