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    Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their familiescame and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said,
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The devil helps his servants for a season; but when they get into a pinch; he leaves them in the read more

The devil helps his servants for a season; but when they get into a pinch; he leaves them in the lurch.

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Nothing that is really good and God-like dies.

Nothing that is really good and God-like dies.

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God is becoming bitter, he envies man his mortality.

God is becoming bitter, he envies man his mortality.

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If there is a God, man's immortality is certain. If not, Immortality would not be worth having.

If there is a God, man's immortality is certain. If not, Immortality would not be worth having.

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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine. It takes place in an impalpable read more

I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine. It takes place in an impalpable grayness, with nothing underfoot, with nothing around, without spectators, without clamor, without glory, without the great desire of victory, without the great fear of defeat.

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God's finger touched him, and he slept.

God's finger touched him, and he slept.

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Death-the last voyage, the longest and the best.

Death-the last voyage, the longest and the best.

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If you wish to drown, do not torture yourself with shallow water.

If you wish to drown, do not torture yourself with shallow water.

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Fortune is like the market, where, many times, if you can stay a little, the price will fall.

Fortune is like the market, where, many times, if you can stay a little, the price will fall.

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