Maxioms by Steven Wright
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. read more
Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their familiescame and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said,
So. What did you think?.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine.
I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine.
