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Black holes are where God divided by zero.

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

by Steven Wright Found in: Comedians Quotes, Universe Quotes,

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Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

by Steven Wright Found in: Curiosity Quotes,

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Consciousness: That annoying time between naps

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps

by Steven Wright Found in: Naps Quotes,

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I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches.

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches.

by Steven Wright Found in: Xerox Quotes,

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I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.

I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.

by Steven Wright Found in: Waiting Quotes,

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