Maxioms by Steven Wright
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine.
I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.