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I have a microwave fireplace in my house. The other night I laid down in front of the fire for read more

I have a microwave fireplace in my house. The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes.

by Stephen Wright Found in: Houses Quotes,
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I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes read more

I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing.

by Stephen Wright Found in: Automobiles Quotes,
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I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lived next door complained. So I shot him with read more

I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lived next door complained. So I shot him with a gun with a silencer.

by Stephen Wright Found in: Mimes Quotes,
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There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

by Stephen Wright Found in: Fishing Quotes,
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My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he read more

My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

by Stephen Wright Found in: Babies Quotes,
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