Maxioms by Stephen Wright
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes read more
I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing.
I invented the cordless extension cord.
I invented the cordless extension cord.
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle read more
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.