Maxioms by Stephen Wright
I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lived next door complained. So I shot him with read more
I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lived next door complained. So I shot him with a gun with a silencer.
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a read more
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all read more
I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
