Maxioms by Stephen Leacock
A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries read more
A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better.
If I were founding a university I would begin with a smoking room; next a dormitory; and then a decent read more
If I were founding a university I would begin with a smoking room; next a dormitory; and then a decent reading room and a library. After that, if I still had more money that I couldn't use, I would hire a professor and get some text books.
Many a man in love with a dimple makes a mistake of marrying the whole girl.
Many a man in love with a dimple makes a mistake of marrying the whole girl.
the attempt to make the consumption of beer criminal is as silly and as futile as if you passed a read more
the attempt to make the consumption of beer criminal is as silly and as futile as if you passed a law to send a man to jail for eating cucumber salad
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
