Maxioms by Stephen Leacock
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
Many men in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
Many men in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
The classics are only primitive literature. They belong to the same class as primitive machinery and primitive music and primitive read more
The classics are only primitive literature. They belong to the same class as primitive machinery and primitive music and primitive medicine.
Many a man in love with a dimple makes a mistake of marrying the whole girl.
Many a man in love with a dimple makes a mistake of marrying the whole girl.
If I were founding a university I would begin with a smoking room; next a dormitory; and then a decent read more
If I were founding a university I would begin with a smoking room; next a dormitory; and then a decent reading room and a library. After that, if I still had more money that I couldn't use, I would hire a professor and get some text books.
