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The Galloping Gourmet isn't a zombie, just really really English.

The Galloping Gourmet isn't a zombie, just really really English.

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The 2 rules of Judo training: 1) the teacher is always right and 2) when you think the teacher is read more

The 2 rules of Judo training: 1) the teacher is always right and 2) when you think the teacher is wrong, refer to rule one.

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Old unix hackers don't die, they just turn into zombie processes

Old unix hackers don't die, they just turn into zombie processes

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Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then they turn read more

Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then they turn full-bodied with age until they go sour and vinegary and give you a headache.

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Ninety percent of the things we tend to worry about we have no control over, so why worry about them?

Ninety percent of the things we tend to worry about we have no control over, so why worry about them?

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