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I doubt anyone will ever see -- anywhere -- a memorial to a pessimist.

I doubt anyone will ever see -- anywhere -- a memorial to a pessimist.

I used to think there was light at the end of the tunnel, but for me today the light is read more

I used to think there was light at the end of the tunnel, but for me today the light is on a locomotive headed right for me.

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people that make balloon animals, I always think of their relatives and how read more

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people that make balloon animals, I always think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.

To love is like playing the piano. First, you must learn to play by the rules. Then, you must forget read more

To love is like playing the piano. First, you must learn to play by the rules. Then, you must forget the rules and play from your heart.

Old goths never die, they just need less makeup

Old goths never die, they just need less makeup