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Just try explaining the value of statistical summaries to the widow of the man who drowned crossing a stream with read more

Just try explaining the value of statistical summaries to the widow of the man who drowned crossing a stream with an average depth of four feet.

Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then they turn read more

Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then they turn full-bodied with age until they go sour and vinegary and give you a headache.

Don't be afraid of opposition. Remember that a kite rises against - not with - the wind.

Don't be afraid of opposition. Remember that a kite rises against - not with - the wind.

The Galloping Gourmet isn't a zombie, just really really English.

The Galloping Gourmet isn't a zombie, just really really English.

Seek joy in what you give not in what you get

Seek joy in what you give not in what you get