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I used to think there was light at the end of the tunnel, but for me today the light is read more

I used to think there was light at the end of the tunnel, but for me today the light is on a locomotive headed right for me.

Give Me Strength! A petition no doubt directed at our Creator above, these words are uttered in times of complete read more

Give Me Strength! A petition no doubt directed at our Creator above, these words are uttered in times of complete exasperation.

It takes 26 muscles to smile, and 62 muscles to frown.

It takes 26 muscles to smile, and 62 muscles to frown.

Ninety percent of the things we tend to worry about we have no control over, so why worry about them?

Ninety percent of the things we tend to worry about we have no control over, so why worry about them?

Oh goodie, goth mimes. The best of both worlds. They pretend they're trapped in a box and then whine about read more

Oh goodie, goth mimes. The best of both worlds. They pretend they're trapped in a box and then whine about how cruel and unfair it is.