Maxioms by Scott Adams
If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.
If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.
Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.
Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.
There's a fine line between participation and mockery.
There's a fine line between participation and mockery.
If you have trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
If you have trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
The only risk of failure is promotion.
The only risk of failure is promotion.
