Maxioms by Scott Adams
Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.
Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.
What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.
What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.
If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.
If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
If you have trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
If you have trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.